While talking to girl
"Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate in the shower. Know what the other 20% do?"
"No, what?"
"Yea, I figured you were in the first group."
EDIT: yes i found this in a thread, i never proclaimed i created the joke, i enjoyed it so i was passing along and sharing it. I thought to share with r/jokes. guys just appreciate and share a great joke, just as i have
EDIT 2: front page! thanks for the love guys!
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