Two men were watching the news, when a picture of the Devil flashed on to the screen.
The first man turned to the second, and asked what it was all about.
The second responded, "It's the Devil. He's come up to Earth to perform even more evil."
Recoiling in shock, and fearing for his life, the first man asked, "What's he doing?"
The other grinned. "He's become a lawyer."
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