My son woke me last night and said "There's another daddy in the house!"

Indian Chief

So an older Indian chief had been born into his position, and because of this...

I was at this...

that there was no punchline.

Archaeologists...

Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.

What is the...

The smell.

There are three...

and they are all suddenly captured by some of the local natives. They are...

What do call a...

Sparky

What do you call...

A fast foyer transform!

Here is a typical...

...he slips and slips again.

What do you call...

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

Make Babies

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess...