and orders 2 martinis from the cute barmaid. They each drink their drinks and the barmaid asks "hey Mr. does your dog know any other tricks?".The man replies "Well,as a matter of fact, he can satisfy a woman's every need.".Intrigued the barmaid invites them into a backroom and says "this I would like to see.". Several minutes pass and she complains that the dog did nothing so the man tells the dog "look I'm only going to show you one more time!!!".
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