An Army Ranger, a Navy SEAL, a Green Beret, and a Marine are all sitting around a camp fire telling stories.
The Army Ranger says the are the best because they parachute in, hump 20 miles and then kill everyone in sight.
The Navy SEAL states the are the best for parachuting in, humping 30 miles and killing everyone in sight.
The Green Beret finally bursts out and exclaims that they are the best for parachuting in, humping 40 miles and killing everyone in sight.
When they ask the Marine he is silent. Stirring the coals of the fire with his dick.
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