A few weeks ago, I went to a party. I ended up meeting this guy. We were first introduced to each other by a mutual friend simply because we shared the same name (Joseph), but we ended up becoming fast friends for reasons beyond that. We had a lot in common. I could see that was blind in one eye and that it had sort of milky or spider-weby stuff on it like a weave. We decided to go out for drinks at a bar a few nights later. We had a great time and decided we should do it more often. So we stayed in touch, hanging out and communicating. Suddenly, four days ago, he stopped answering my texts and his FaceBook account got deleted. I texted the friend that introduced us to ask of they’ve heard anything about him. He said no and that he didn't really know him, he was just at the party through another friend. So that's my ongoing mystery...
Where'd he come from? Where'd he go? Where'd he come from, this Cotton-eyed Joe?
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