A fellow picks a woman up in a bar and takes...

A fellow picks a woman up in a bar and takes her home.


When he takes off his shoes and socks, it is apparent that his toes
have had something dreadful happen to them.. "Eeek!" says she.
"Oh, I used to have toe-lio," says he. "You mean polio?" "No,
toe-lio." So they continue.


When he takes off his pants, his knees look like they have been beaten
with sledge hammers. "Eeek!" says she. "Oh, I used to have the
knee-sles," says he. "You mean measles?" "No, knee-sles." Still
undaunted, they continue.


When he takes off his underpants, she laughs and says, "Don't tell
me! Small-cocks!"