The son shark immediately starts swimming for the people, anxious for the easy meal. The father shark stops him. The son shark asks "Why can't I eat the people?". The father explains to him, "In a moment son...watch me". The father shark proceeds to swim around the people, showing his fins. He swims around them again, showing more fins and all his teeth. He says to his son, "OK, you can eat them now". His son asks "why couldn't I eat them before?", his father replies, "They taste better without the shit in them."
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