A father is sitting on the couch when his son walks in.

The son says, "So Dad, I had sex for the first time today."
The Father looks up at his son, goes to the fridge and gets two beers out of the fridge, cracks them open and hands one to his son.
"Is there anything you have a question about, son?" the fathers asks.
The son takes a sip, and asks, "Yeah when does my ass stop hurting?"

You can substitute this for you and a buddy talk about sex our actually use your kids name. My dad always told this joke to my buddies.

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