...and finds old man McKeagan sitting at his usual stool. He asks him "old man McKeagan, what is it you're known for? Me da is O'Reilly the blacksmith, me brother is O'Reilly the carpenter. But no one will tell me what you're known for." Old man McKeagan slides off his barstool and says "Come with me, my boy. I'll show you."
They walk to the edge of town till they come to an old stone wall. "Look at that, me boy. I pulled every rock from the river with me own two hands, and built that meself. Do they calk me McKeagan the wall builder? No. Let's go a little further."
They walk to an old stone bridge a short while later. "Look at that, me boy." He says. "When the flood of '67 took out the old wood bridge, I built that with me own two hands. Without me, the village would have had no way to travel west. But do they call me McKeagan the bridge builder? No. Let's go just a bit further, me boy."
On the outskirts of town, they see an old stone house. After a short while, he said "look at that, me boy. From cellar to chimney, I built that house after the poor widow O'Shaunnasey lost her house to a fire, so she and her six children would have a roof over their heads. But do they call me McKeagan the house builder? No."
After a long sigh, he finally says "But you fuck one goat..."
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