A farmer was on her period, and she was hungry. Her neighbour owed her some money, and before eating she wanted to get back what she had lent.
The farmer knocked on her neighour's door. The neighbour opened it and said apologetically:
«I'm sorry but I don't have your money. If it's okay with you, I can give you some of my grain to compensate for this inconvenience.» As the farmer's hunger had become unbearable, she quickly accepted.
The farmer returned home empty-handed and with a head-ache.
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