Two men and a woman are applying to work for the CIA.

Two men and a woman are applying to work for the CIA. All three have reached the final stage, so the interviewing official takes the first man to a room where his wife is sitting.

"In order for you to be in the CIA, we have to know that you will do anything we tell you to do," the official says. He hands him a gun and then says "Shoot your wife." He then steps out of the room and closes the door.

After five minutes, the door opens, and the man walks out, trembling. "I couldn't do it," he told the official. "I couldn't shoot my wife." The man hands the gun back to the interviewer and then leaves with his wife.

The official then goes and brings the second man to a room, where his wife is sitting.

"In order for you to be in the CIA, we have to know that you will do anything we tell you to do," the official says. He hands him a gun and then says "Shoot your wife." He then steps out of the room and closes the door.

After ten minutes, the door opens and the man walks out in tears. "I just couldn't shoot my wife, no matter how hard I tried," he sobbed. He handed the gun back, grabbed his wife, and left.

The official then goes to get the woman, and brings her to a room where her husband is sitting.

"In order for you to be in the CIA, we have to know that you will do anything we tell you to do," the official says. He hands him a gun and then says "Shoot your husband." He then steps out of the room and closes the door.

He waits outside for three seconds, before he hears two gunshots, followed by shouting, screaming, and crashing sounds. After about ten minutes, the door opens, and the woman walks out very out of breath. "Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks," she said, "so I had to beat him to death with the chair."