One guy said "The other day I was at the train station. The attendant had such nice tits and they were practically hanging out of her shirt! I meant to ask for two tickets to Pittsburg but I accidentally asked for two pickets to Tittsburg. I've never been so embarrassed!"
The other one replied "Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. The other day I was having dinner with my wife and children. I meant to say "Honey, will you please pass the potatoes? I accidently said "You ruined my life you fucking bitch."
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