His great nephew Peter comes to see him, and Charles gets to talking about his life and rambling on, like old men do.
He points out the window and says "Pete, you see that road out there? I built that road myself before there was a town here. I cleared the forest, I leveled the land, I laid the paving stones myself. But my whole life, I have not been known as 'Chuck the roadbuilder'."
Charles, now making a point, points angrily out the window again and says "You see that clinic there?! I donated all the money to build that to take care of my less fortunate neighbors, but am I known as Charles the generous? Or Charles the healer? No! But you fuck one sheep..."
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