Driving on the highway, when out of the car in front of them flies a large dildo. It lands with a THUMP on the windshield.
Their 5 year old daughter in the backseat asks, "What was that?!"
"Just a bug, honey," responds the mother.
The daughter looks surprised, but says "Well he sure had a big dick!"
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