he says to himself, "Shit, I'm a newpaper seller, but I haven't got any more papers to sell. Might as well just end it all now." A brick layer overhears him and replies, "Shit, I'm a brick layer, but I haven't got any more bricks to lay, and if you're going to go, I might as well go with you." A lumberjack notices the two standing near the edge and butts in, "Shit, I'm a lumberjack, but I haven't got any more lumber to jack. How about we all jump together?" They think it over for a couple seconds and decide that jumping over together would indeed be the most reasonable course of action. The newspaper seller counts 1...2...3...JUMP. As the brick layer and lumberjack go flying off the edge, the newspaper seller books it to his car and pulls out his papers to sell--"EXTRA! EXTRA! TWO MEN JUMP OFF CLIFF!"
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