The daughter comes downstairs and says "Daddy daddy, can I have $20 to go to the show?"
The Dad replies "sorry honey, we can't afford it right now."
"Please daddy please, I really want to go."
"Sorry honey, money's tight right now"
"Daddy please, I'll do anything."
The dad replies "anything?" And unzips his pants and whips his dick out.
"Daddy this tastes like shit."
"Sorry honey, junior wanted to borrow the car yesterday."
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