One night John comes home and tells his mother he had sex for the first time. His mother was shocked and replied with: Oh dear.... Just wait till your father gets home.
When John's father comes home and hears about this from his mother, he smiles, walks up to John and said to him: im proud of you son! Lets sit down and tell me all about it!
John replied with: I can tell you all about it.
Butt i won't be sitting for the next couple of hours
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