the bartender greets him and asks: "what can i get you?"
The duck replies, "A slice of white bread please"
The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't have any white bread, I can offer you a fine selection of wines and beers though. What can I get for you?"
The duck replies: "A slice of white bread please"
The bartender tries again " I'm really sorry, we don't have any white bread, is there anything else I can get you?"
The duck once again states: "A slice of white bread please"
The bartender is somewhat exasperated by this point, leans over the bar, looks the duck straight in the eye and says "Look, if you ask me for a slice of white bread one more time, I'm going to nail your fucking beak to this bar. So.. one more time.. what can I get you?"
The duck says: "Got any nails?"
The bartender, looking puzzled, says "erm... what? No we don't"
The Duck says "I'll have a slice of white bread please"
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