3 gay guys are at a funeral for their gay friend. He was cremated and his ashes were split three ways between them. They start talking and talking about what they will do with his ashes.
The first gay guy says "My best memory of him was the time we spent on the beach together. I plan to spread his ashes in the ocean by the beach we spent that special time together."
The second guy nods and says "Thats nice. My best memory with him is our time spent in the mountains. I'm going to those same mountains and letting his ashes fly."
The third guy nods and says "Well, I plan to make a big pot of spicy, hot chili and mix his ashes in it and eat it all."
Confused and startled, the first two gay guys say "Why in the world would you do that with his ashes??"
Third guy: "I just want him to tear my asshole up one more time."
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