He sits down at the bar and asks the bartender "you got any grapes?" The bartender says "no". The duck says "ok" and walks out.
The next day he comes back, sits down and asks the bartender "You got any grapes?" The bartender says "No, we don't have grapes." The duck says "ok" and walks out.
The next day the duck comes back, sits, down and asks the bartender "You got any grapes?" The bartender says "What the fuck is wrong with you? I'v told you we don't serve grapes!" The duck says "ok" and walks out.
The next day the duck come back, sits down and asks the bartender "You got any grapes?" The bartender says "Motherfucker, if you come in here again asking for grapes again, I am going to nail your feet to the floor!!" The duck says "ok" and walks out.
The next day the duck comes back, sits down and asks "You got any nails?" The bartender says "no". The duck asks "You got any grapes?"
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