Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No..."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we don't..."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "**No**, we haven't got any fucking bread!"
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "If you ask me again, I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar!"
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman: "No..."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
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