A man walks into a bar with his talking dog...

A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders a beer and a light beer for his talking dog. The bartender stairs at him, says "yeah, right" and the dog says "seriously, make it a Bud Light". The bartender is amazed.

Pretty soon the owner has to break the seal and ask the bartender to watch his dog. While he's gone, the bartender hands the dog $5 and tells him to go across the street to Sully's and order a beer...

5 minutes later the owner comes out, sees the dog gone, freaks out and yells "where's my dog???". The bartender tells him he sent him across the street to play a joke on his buddy and the owner says "What the hell!!! He's a DOG - He'll run away!" and flies out of the bar.

There he finds Fido, humping away on top of a beagle, and shouts "Fido - bad dog - I've never seen you do that before!!!"

The dog doesn't miss a stroke, turns his head, and says "Well I never had $5 before".