So I went to a car dealership today

Was looking at a couple new cars. The salesman came up to me and we started chatting, talking about the features on a new mini van.

I take it for a test drive, get back and I let him know I'm interested and would like to negotiate the price. However I couldn't find a price on it so he led me inside.

We get to his desk and I ask "alright, how much for the van?" And he looks at me and says.....

"I need about tree fiddy."

It was about that time that I noticed this 'car salesman' was actually a crustacean from the Paleolithic era. I said "DAMN IT YOU LOCH NESS MONSTER I AIN'T GIVIN YOU NO TREE FIDDY" and walked out. Never buy a car from the Loch Ness Monster.

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