Your morbid joke for the day.

A man visits his doctor as for the past few weeks he has been feeling incredibly ill. After numerous tests and examinations his doctor finally breaks the news about his results.


"I'm afraid there is no easy way to say this... You have terminal colon cancer. It was left unchecked for so long, it appears you will only have a few more weeks to live. I'm so sorry."


The man remains quiet for a few moments before saying with a weak smile "Oh well, that's a bummer."


The doctor observes the man for a brief while. "Are you okay? You appear to be very calm despite this news, I thought it would come as quite a shock?"


"Don't worry." The man replies with a smile. "I'm dying on the inside."

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