A delivery man knocks on a door

And a little kid opens it

"Hey kid, are you parents at home?"

"nope, they got run over by a truck"

"Uhhh..... your uncles"

"they got run over by a truck"

"brothers sisters?"

"Run over by a truck"

"Neighbors, a guardian, anybody!!??"

"They all got run over by a truck"

"and you kid?"

"I got a truck :)"

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