"So I was walking down the street today..."
"Margret, would you like some raw toast with your tea?", Sally interrupted.
"Why, yes, thank you--So, as I was saying, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when a very impolite Africa American approached me and demanded my purse."
"Give up dat' purse, Crack'a", I believe was the vernacular the young man used.
"So, anyway, you know, I just won't stand for that Willy-Nilly sort of thing."
"Of course not", Sally interjected.
"Get your evil hands off me, Graham Cracker!", I scolded.
"Well, he just looked at me like a complete idiot."
"Now run along, Graham Cracker." I said firmly!" And he ran along."
"Wow, Margret, that was brave."
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