New motorcycle

Credit to Bob Zany (I believe). I heard this on the Bob and Tom show this morning. This won't be exactly how he told it but it should be close.

A guy buys a himself a motorcycle from his neighbor. The neighbor tells him that he needs to rub Vaseline over the motorcycle before it rains or it will rust and fall apart. He thinks this is strange but believes the neighbor and goes along with his day.

Later that day he rides his motorcycle to his girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents. Before dinner, his girlfriend tells him that they have a rule in their house, the first person to talk during dinner has to clean the dishes. He walks through the kitchen and sees all of the dirty dishes that had been piling up for weeks.

Dinner starts and he notices no one is saying a word. So the guy was looking at his girlfriend, and being a horny young man, grabs his girlfriend, rips her clothes off, and bangs her on the dinner table in front of everyone. Nobody says a word.

10 minutes later and still nobody is talking. So he looks at the mother and starts to get horny again. This time he grabs the mother, rips her clothes off, and bangs her on the dinner table in front of everyone. Nobody says a word.

Suddenly he looks outside and notices it is starting to rain. In a panic he quickly grabs a jar of Vaseline from his bag and sets it on the table. Then the dad yells, "Fine, I'll do the damn dishes."