...at a country club (it's Sunday, and open to the public) and is having a pretty good game. So good, in fact, that he ends up having to wait on a member playing ahead of him.
He politely waits on the slow golfer, but eventually gets fed up with the delay. So he writes a note, and gives it to the guy at the next tee.
"Hi. My name is Brian, and I'm enjoying playing this course at your beautiful club. I have some things to do in the early afternoon, and would appreciate your letting me play through. I'm sorry for not speaking, but I am a deaf-mute."
The member looks at him, noting his lack of golf cart and his less-than-expensive golf attire, and sneers. He gets right in Brian's face and speaks clearly so that Brian can read his lips; "Oh, no! I pay good money for privileges here, and I'm not going to let some Sunday poor-boy get in the way of my golf game, even if you
ARE a deaf mute! As far as I'm concerned, you can go suck a nine iron! Wait, or quit...I don't care!!"
With that, the guy swings from the tee and gets to the middle of the fairway. He gets in his cart, drives up to the ball, addresses it, and is pulling back for his swing when he gets hit right upside the head with a golf ball, painfully fast and hard.
He turns back to the tee, and there's Brian, holding up four fingers.
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