A cowboy walks into a bar and sits next to another cowboy buddy of his and asks him
A: You see that other cowboy over there wearing the leather jacket ?
B: Which one ? they`re all wearing leather jackets.
A: The one with the big hat.
B: They`re all wearing big hats, be more specific.
A: The one with the big leather snake boots with 2 guns on the side of his belt !
B: WE ALL WEAR THOSE, WE`RE GODDAMN COWBOYS !
The cowboy gets mad, sits up and shoots and kills every cowboy in the bar except for one.
A: THE ONE WHO`S STILL ALIVE AND BREATHING, THAT ONE !
B: Yea ok I see him, what about him ?
A: He`s my archenemy.
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