A cowboy rides up to a bar and gets off his horse. He then proceeds to lift the horse's tail up, and kisses its asshole.
The bartender sees all this, and when the cowboy walks in to get a drink he asks him why on earth he kissed his horse's asshole?!
"You see," the cowboy starts, "my lips are so sore right now that the only way I can stop myself from licking them is doing that."
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