A cow climbs a coconut tree.
Coconut Tree: "Hey cow, what the hell are you doing?"
Cow: "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo\*cough* \*cough*.. Sorry about that."
Cow: "Anyways I'm climbing a coconut tree."
Coconut Tree (Slightly annoyed): "I can see that.. but why?"
Cow glares at the coconut tree with a puzzled look.
Cow: "Why I came to eat apples of course."
Coconut Tree: "But cow... I'm a coconut tree..."
Cow: "It's ok, I brought some from home."
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