The first profession


After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table."Thanks," she said. "But I only charge $20.""Twenty bucks for the entire night?" the amazed MP replied."You can't make a living on that.""Oh, don't worry," the whore replied. "I do a little blackmail on the side!"

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