So they decided Betty would go on the streets to get a little cash in hand. Night comes around, Frank drives Betty over to Whore Lane to play her new trade. "Hey, Frank," says Betty, from the sidewalk. "How much should I charge?" Frank does the math and tells her, "A hundred bucks for the whole shebang." So Betty gets out, and Frank parks down a quiet alley. Pretty soon this guy drives up in his old beat-up Chrysler and propositions Betty: "How much for all night, sugar?" Betty says, "Hundred dollars." The guy says, "I only got thirty dollars. What'll thirty buy me? So Betty dashes around to Frank and ask him. Frank says, "Tell him thirty dollars buys a hand job." So Betty goes back tot the guy and says his thirty will buy a hand job, take it or leave it. The guys says, "Okay, sugar, jump in, I'll take the handjob. Is there a quiet alley around here?" Betty has him drive around the corner to Frank's alley, and the guy unbelts his pants to reveal the most gargantuan schlong. "Wait here!" gasps Betty. "I'll be right back" She jumps out of the guys car and knocks on Frank's window. Frank lowers the window, "What now?" Betty says, "Frank, hey, Frank, lend this guy seventy dollars!"
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