A couple

A couple is out for a drive one day and the husband is behind the wheel.
As he's driving, he's complaining about everything... the heat, the long
drive, the bad drivers, the country, the bad drivers in the country, etc, and
he's driving his wife crazy at the same time with his depressing talk.
So his wife says to him, "one more complaint and I�ll cut your dick off with
my Swiss army knife�.
That got his attention, so he stopped. But about half an hour later, he starts
complaining again and before he could blink his wife pulls out her knife, slices
off his penis and throws it out the window.
Driving behind the couple's car is a family of three.... husband, wife and
their 8 year old daughter. The penis suddenly lands on their car's windscreen
leaving the father in an absolute panic, as he doesn't want his daughter to see
it. So he puts the windshield wipers on to get the dick off and out of his
daughter's view.
The daughter asks, "Daddy, what was that??"
Her father, still in a panic, replies, " oh it was only a...uh...butterfly my
dear."
The daughter says, "well f*** me! Did you see the size of its cock�?