and the boy decides to have some fun. He goes over to the nearest butterfly and squashes it on his palm. His father comes over and says, "Alright son, no butter for a week." Later in the day he goes over to a bush with some honeybees pollinating flowers. He wants to wreak more havoc so he claps his two hand against the honeybee instantly killing it. The father takes notices and walk over. "Alright son, no honey for a week." The days pass and the boy gets no honey and he gets no butter but finally a week has passed and the boy is happy. But it's already time to go home so they pack their shit and leave. About a day after they arrive back, the son and father are on the couch watching "Jared Did It" and they notice the mother scream, "EW COCKROACH!" She stomps her grizzly feet against the helpless bug killing it instantly on the spot. The son leans over to the father and says, "Should you tell her or should I?"
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