Dumb Blonde GUY!

There were three guys working on the 50th floor of a
building. One was Mexican, one was Irish, and the other was a
blonde. Well one day they were sitting eating lunch, dangling
their feet doing nothing much.
The Mexican guy opens up his lunchbox and he takes out a
taco. He exclaims "My wife always packs me tacos for lunch!
taco's Taco's TACO'S!!! I am sick of tacos!!! Can't she pack me
something different?!?! If she gives me a taco one more time I
am going to jump off this building!!!"
The Irishman looks at him strangely, but doesn't say
anything. Expecting something yummy for lunch, there in his
lunch box is Creamed Corn and Hash. Overpowered by the
Mexican's words, he says "Every single day for the past 10 years
my wife has given me this every single day for lunch! I hate
Creamed Corn and Hash!!! I'm with you, Mexican, if I get one
more lunch of Creamed Corn and Hash, I will jump off this
building right with you!"
All the while the blonde is just sitting there eating his
sandwhich. Feeling left out, he says "I get a sandwhich every
single day too! I hate it too!! I am with you both! Tomorrow if
we all get the same lunch, we are jumping off this building!!"


The next day, they are all working patiently, just waiting
to see what they got for lunch. The day seemed to go on
forever, but finally lunch came. The Mexican guy opens up his
lunch. He finds a taco!! He gives a sigh and jumps off the
building.
The Irishman is very scared. He does not want to jump off,
but he has to. So he cautiosly opens up his lunch. And what do
you know? He has creamed corn and hash! He says good-bye to the
blonde man and jumps off screaming.
The blonde, being lonely, opens up his lunch and he finds a
sandwhich. He just shakes his head and jumps.


At the funeral, the wives of all three men are standing
around mourning together. The Mexican's wife says "If only I
didn't give him taco's everyday, he may have still been alive
today"
The Irishman's wife shakes her head in agreement, saying
"I take full responsibility in my husbands death"
They both look over at the blonde man's wife who is not
crying and ask her why she is not mourning. She replies "Don't
blame me, he made his own lunch!"