at closing time. Right at 2 AM a guy staggers out of the bar and weaves out to a car. He struggles to find his keys and open the car door, while the rest of the bar empties out and drives off. Finally, the guy the cop has been waiting for puts his car in gear and leaves the parking lot. The cop flips on his siren and quickly pulls the driver over. He answers politely and then passes the roadside sobriety test. The cop says to him, " Well you pass the roadside test, but I watched you stumble out to your car and it took you almost ten minutes to get in and start driving. I don't get it." to which the driver replied, "Well, I'm the designated drunk."
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