and decides today is the day to enforce the letter of the law on a 4 way stop. One unsuspecting guy rolls through the stop sign and this cop has had enough.
Cop: "License and registration NOW!"
Guy: "Easy officer, what seems to be the problem?"
Cop: "You failed to come to a complete stop at the intersection back there"
Guy: "You know, I don't get what the big deal is...I mean, I slowed down! I mean seriously, what's the difference?"
Cop: "Get out of the car."
Cop proceeds to throw the guy on hood of the car, pulls out his night stick, and keeps beating him repeatedly with it.
Guy: "Holy shit, what are you doing?? Why are you doing this!!??"
Cop pauses for a second and asks: "Now,tell me, do you want me to stop or slow down?"
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