When he comes upon a car parked on a dead end street and sees some people in it. He walks upto the car where he sees a guy reading a book in the front seat and a girl knitting in the back seat.
He asks the gentleman for his license and registration. He goes back to his car and runs the info, where it comes up clean. So he walks back to the car and gives the guy his papers back. He asks what the guy is doing and he answers "just sitting here reading a book. Moby Dick actually". The cop then asks what the female is doing, and the guy answers "She's knitting something, but won't tell me what it is." The cop asks how old the guy is and he answers "I'm 21 sir." The cop then asks how old the girl is. The guy looks at his watch,looks at the officer and says "In about 12 minutes she'll be 18"
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