1. Well arn't we just a ray of fuckin sunshine?
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?
3. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
4. Do I look like a fucking people person?
5. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
6. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put
shoes on my damn dog.
7. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
8. Let me show u how the guards used to do it.
9. An your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would beeee...?
10. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
11. Whatever kind of look you were going for you missed.
12. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
13. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
14. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
15. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
19. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
20. Aaaw did I step on your poor itty bitty ego?
21. It must be awful hard to hear with your head up your ass.
22. I'd agree with you if you were right, but you were not.
23. I never get into an argument with an idiot, they only bring
you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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