Confused woman: "I'd like to see a sturgeon"
Receptionist: "Um... You'd like to see a surgeon?"
Confused woman: "Yes, or whoever can give me an extermination."
Receptionist: "... Examination... I think? Well I can call a doctor for you. What's the problem?"
Confused woman: "I haven't demonstrated in two months and I think I'm stagnant."
*^Sorry. ^It's ^from ^an ^old ^jokebook ^I ^have*
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