A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week. The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week. The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket. A few minutes later, Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!. The programmer smiles and walks on. Finally, the frog says, What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog? I'm a programmer, he replies. I don't have time for sex.... But a talking frog is pretty neat.
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