A communist Jew, an old hag who tries to be hip, a manic reality tv star, a bible thumper, a robot and an old man from Ohio who forgot to take his meds walk into a bar....

Two conspiracy...

They find themselves before God and tell him "We are but humble men, and for...

A girl really...

So she goes and asks him if it'd be okay to use it for the night. The...

Vocabulary:...

THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap...

A bear walks into...

A bear walks into a bar and says "Bartender, bring me a beer." The bartender...

So I go in for my...

And the doctor says "I need a semen, stool, and urine sample." I say "Gee...

Asia and his...

Asia's father takes his turn. He looks at Asia and says, "Europe, Asia."

Two flies were...

First one farts. Second one goes: "How disgusting of you to do that over food!"

Father's Day, at...

...by drawing a picture of their father at work. Teacher asks, "Logan, what...

Sign Language

A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw. He...

My Parents are...

**Me:** Oh, you should know that cheese is really expensive over there....