Two conspiracy theorists are flying on a plane to a convention when it crashes.

They find themselves before God and tell him "We are but humble men, and for all our life we have sought the truth. You are all-knowing, so you know all the answers."

"What is your question?"

"We would really like to know who was really behind the 9/11".

"Osama bin Laden and the Al Qaeda as a part of a plot to destabilize the United States."

"Holy shit, dude." whispers one of them to another. "This goes even deeper than we first thought"

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