A college student

A college student is home for the summer from college, and is looking for a
job. he goes to k-mart, and fills out an application. a few days later, the
manager calls him and asks him to come in for an interview, which the student
does. when the student arrives, the manager sits him down and says "well son do
you think you have what it takes to work at 'the big k'? the student thinks to
himself, "is this guy f****** nuts?", but nods his head and says yes. the
manager says ok, and tells the student he must get a lesson first on how to deal
with customers. they go to a cash register, and the manager tells the student to
watch him and learn what to do. the student agrees and after a few minutes a
customer comes to the counter, and throws down a bag of grass seeds. the manager
looks at the bag, and says �say would you like a lawnmower to cut that grass
when it grows?" the customer thinks for a second and says " yeah, why the hell
not." the manager looks at the student and says "son, do u think u can do that?"
the student again thinks to himself �is this guy f****** nuts?", but nods says
and says he does. a few minutes later, another customer comes to the register to
get checked out, and the manager tells the student to try it. the student
agrees, while the customer throws a pack of tampons up on the counter. the
student looks that the tampons and says �sir, would u happen to be interested in
buying one of our grass cutters, they are on sale in aisle 8?" the customer
looks at the student and says "why the hell would i want to buy a grass cutter?"
the student looks at him and says �well i just figured since u wouldn't be
getting any pussy this weekend, that u might wanna cut your grass instead!"