A collection of Kanye West jokes.

* Just seen Kanye West steal the microphone off of Taylor Swift at the VMA Awards. The crowd was shocked and amazed.

I couldn't help thinking, "Really? A black man stealing from a young and defenceless white girl?"

Well I never...





* And the winner of the best album of the year awards 2015 goes to...

The Ku Klux Klan

Have a go now, Kanye.

* Chuck Norris won an award today, Kanye sat quietly in his seat.

* My favourite sexual position is the Kanye West.

We both get on a stage in front of loads of people while I humiliate her and scream how Beyonce is a better fuck.
* Kanye West says that he will be the next Nelson Mandela,

Personally I support his desire to spend 27 years in prison.

* A little boy goes up to his mum and says, "Mum, when I grow up, I want to be like Kanye West!"

His mum replies, "I'm afraid you can't do both son."
* First Kanye West writes and releases his hit single, 'Gold Digger.' Then he begins to have a relationship with Kim Kardashian. After all is said and done, he ends up having a baby with her, which can only mean one thing....

Even he doesn't listen to his own music.