When the bartender tells him he's had enough to drink, he decides to walk home.
On his way home he passes a convent. All the nuns stare at him with shame.
He drunkinly yells at them "I'm gonna come fuck all of you tonight!".
The next day as he's walking to the bar again, he sees all the nuns and greets them with a jolly "Good afternoon!".
They all yell at him: "LIAR!!!".
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