The Johnsons from Canada decide to head to Florida, staying at the same hotel they honeymooned at for their 20th anniversary. However, due to their last minute decision, both have too take separate flights. When the husband arrives, he immediately emails his wife (Joanne) but in his haste he mistypes her email address.
Meanwhile, somewhere in San Antonio, Joan Johnson is returning home from her husband's funeral, he was a pastor who had died suddenly from a heart attack. She decides to check her email for messages of sympathy and condolence. She promptly faints.
When her daughter finds the mother unconscious she revives her, then sees the computer screen:
My dearest wife,
I have just arrived safely, surprisingly we're able to use computers down here. Everything is prepped for your arrival tomorrow, I'm looking forward to seeing you!
With all my love,
James.
PS. It sure is hot down here!
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