A Cold Day in Hell

A bank robber is killed in a shooting and goes to Hell. "Soooo, your a
bank robber are you? Well I've got something special for you." Says the
devil. So the devil puts him in a room where he can do nothing but break
rocks that are extremely huge. Soon, he turns up the heat to 130 degrees.
Celcius. At the end of the day, the devil lets him out. "So how was your
day?" The devil asks. "Actually, it wasn't that bad, in fact, it remindes
me of my childhood when I worked out in the hot sun." "Erggg..." the devil
growls, and sends him to bed.


At 4:30 in the morning, the devil wakes him up. Then he stuffs him in the
room again. "If he likes heat, I guess I'll make him cold!" So the devil
turns down the heat to -130 degrees celcius. Then at the end of the day,
the devil lets him out. "So how was your day?" "Not bad. The Bengals won."